Top 5 search keywords for mediagonal.ch: Some rather appropriate acronyms and an entirely unrelated term:

php5 (12.8 %)
j2me (6.2 %)
unicode (2.3 %)
haarprodukte (1.9 %)
oop (1.9 %)

To put things straight: We do *not* sell hair products. No shampoos, no conditioner, no shaving cream.

So what's your site's strangest keyword?