etoy is throwing a party for friends and investors this week at MFO-Park Zürich, same locations as pictured below. Most special feature: the etoy.TIME-BACK-GUARANTEE.

etoy.TIME-BACK-GUARANTEE:
should you not be satisfied with the event, an etoy.AGENT will perform in your job on your behalf to compensate your time loss.
etoy.AGENTS qualify for a broad range of tasks including social engineering, derivatives trading, logistics management, sales, and art production.

More over at the etoy.TALK-TANK.
What a pity I have to prepare my final exams :-/